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English Fail Contest

Replies: 83 — Last Post Aug. 24 7:13am by Katerie

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Wealthy Hobo
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Haha I loved the "nice to meat you" one hahahaha

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Hmm...

Yummie Strawberries

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Oh man, I wish I would've seen this earlier. No one in this city speaks English, and I see some lawlworthy signs. A while ago there was a truck for a furniture store that said "We do refurbishes 7 day a week." And the gum I bought the other day rang up as Trident Wathermeln.

Post edited at 8:42 pm on July 16, 2008 by Yummie Strawberries

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your hand on my chest is my hand,
your eyes close as I fall asleep.

BlueAutomatic

Soothsayer
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I was on the bus a while ago, and I was bored and had no camera :(:( but I did see two things that I shall describe to you:

Well, the bus got stuck behind some roadworks and I was sitting and looking around when I saw a sign on the road adjacent that said 'No Parking Except For Resisents'.

And on the way back, I was looking at the maximum capacity sign at the front of the bus. These signs are printed on to the actual paintwork of the bus, and it didn't look like any characters had been scrated out.

They shortened passengers to pass and the message said 'Maximum ass capacity xx standing and xx seating blah blah'

It made me lol.

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( RelientKFan824 )

halp i r trapd in fetherz
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Oh gosh, the other day at work I saw a sign some custodians had put up and I SO wanted to take a picture of it but they were standing around and I didn't want them to see me taking the picture. It said something like "WE DID NOT TAKE OUT YOUR TRASH. WE DON'T GOT KEY FOR THIS OFFICE."

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And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.

fluffysocks

Advisor

Dunno if this will work but illegal is spelt different.

audrey820

Flawed
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I was trying to take a pic in our break room at work. But people came in and I didn't want to be that crazy new employee snapping pics of the break room. :(

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( RelientKFan824 )

halp i r trapd in fetherz
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Come on kids, this contest needs more entries! The winners will receive lots of points!

Also, I'd like one more judge if anyone is interested.

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And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.

Yummie Strawberries

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Me. plz.

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your hand on my chest is my hand,
your eyes close as I fall asleep.

( RelientKFan824 )

halp i r trapd in fetherz
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Say-ruh, plz see the first post on how to become a judge. :D

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And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.

Erin Puff

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Here's one, My mom took it. But I was with her, I new of this contest and told her to take it. So it does count right? It's not english fail but it's funny. It's from Hollywood.

I hope this works.

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Hep

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Quote: from xoxo1234 at 6:12 am on July 7, 2008

amazing!

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( RelientKFan824 )

halp i r trapd in fetherz
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The original post has been updated to explain the judging method! Keep entering, kids!

Today I was getting coffee at Dunkin' Donuts and there was a sign by the drive-thru that said "Free Donut with a Meduim or Larger Drink after 1 PM!"

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And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.