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Need help lying to friend about relationship with his mom
Replies: 18Last Post July 24 8:26am by applefreek113
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( SamTimberland )


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The problem is that I'm running out of excuses.  My friend hasn't walked in on us (we usually go to love hotels and places like that) but I am worried that the way I talk to his mom might give us away.  He was asking me if she was acting strange lately, and I was a bit put aback as to what to say.

I don't want him to know i'm fucking his mom, can anyone give me some good excuses I can tell him to keep him off the scent?


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Reefer


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Tell him your fucking his dad. That'll put him off. ROTFLMAO

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DirtyPeanut


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You do that to your own friend?
EW.

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quietboy


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Tell him you're gay. That pretty much eliminates the chance.

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Rebecca1422


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i didnt understand the post sorry

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Rtheory


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Just tell him, then dress up as Darth Vader and say 'I am your moms boyfriend' XD


Serious note: Try not to fuck her. [;

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crazy4her


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say ya dude. she was acting strange and then be like maybe she likes me. he will be like eww dont joke about that. then say im just messin with u

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Quote: from Reefer at 7:58 am on July 24, 2008

Tell him your fucking his dad. That'll put him off. ROTFLMAO

lol

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outofnowhere


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NO!!!!
The fuck's your problem. I friend wouldn't bone a his friend's mom.

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Natsy


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lol... tell him you think you're gay

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just tell him your on drugs and you dunno what hes talkin bout ;)
thats what i say when i dont wanna tell somebody bout somethin
it always works

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( SamTimberland )


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The thing is, I've experimented with the gay before and have decided it is not for me.  I much prefer women.  Should I lie to him about my sexuality?

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paperskyx

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Tell him you're fucking his mom. Because you are.

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How about not fucking his mom, and then telling him about it?

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Rtheory


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Quote: from SamTimberland at 4:01 pm on July 24, 2008

The thing is, I've experimented with the gay before and have decided it is not for me. I much prefer women. Should I lie to him about my sexuality?

Hmm. The whole 'gay thing' is a little too far, how would he react if he found out you were having sex with his mom?

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