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fat people

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Turn you on? How big do you like them? Morbidly obese? or just looking like a beached whale?

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Turn offs
10)  Piercings!  This is gross... sry, but earrings are for girls.
9)  Tattoos
8)  Colored Hair - blonde is okay... but pink/yellow/blue/green/orange.... not okay
7)  smoking - its like kissing a big cigarrette
6) dipping - same as above
5)  Video Game Guys - I don't know why but i have never dated a guy who plays Video Games.
4)  JNCO and dragon clothes - ummm.... baggy jeans and dragon/flame shirts are such a turn off.
3)  long hair - any guy w/ hair longer than his Ashton Kutchers is weird lookin.  
2)  Skateboarding - just not my style
1)  tough guys - i HATE it when a guy walks around all tough and cocky.  its so funny!

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my top 10 turn ons:

1. adorbable guys
2. honesty
3. gentle touch
4. always knows what to say
5. knows you
6. good converstaon starters
7. "innocent looks"
8. good reputations
9. knows you very well
10. reliable guys

my top 10 turn offs:

1. bad breath like all the time..eww, like take a breath mint or something
2. Lying
3. Posers
4. Don't know what you really want
5. Doesn't understand your points of view
6. bad reputaions
7. has had other girlfriends before...
8. discriminates people for they're race, background, color, being overweight, etc
9. has kids with other chics
10. is not a hard worker

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"And suddenly you realize love costs you all you are and will ever be..."

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While I know that there's plenty of lists and stuff, hell i thought to start my own. Maybe this one wouldn be good enough eventually for a stickie :)

The top 10 things that girls do that turn me on/interest me:

1) Bisexual- I have no idea why, but almost every girl i've ever been interested in seriously, with the exception of my last girlfriend, was bisexual, or at least heavily curious. Bi girls just seem to have better outlooks on life and sexuality to me.

2) Small/Medium Breasts- For me the smaller variety is better, in part due to that they fit into #3 better.

3) Thin- Sorry, but it's what i'm attracted to. I like being able to pick her up easily, sit on my lap without pain, and be fairly toned.

4) Short- Some guys and girls are all about people being tall, i think it's overrated. Girls under 5'6" are the best.

5) Small ass- also some guys like to have a 'shelf to put their beer on', but girls with little to no ass are the best for me.

6) Smart- I don't care what your SATs are, but if you can't talk about arts, movies, science, or at least one interesting field in depth, then i'm not interested. If you have one field that you are interested in, even if i know nothing about it, it's a great thing.

7) Straightforward- I can't stand girls playing bullshit games with email/phone calls/what they really mean, and what they say. I think girls get worse with age for this. Girls that are younger than me never play these games, but girls that are older than me are constantly beating around the bush. Just say either, 'I like you' or 'I don't like you'.

8) Strong opinions- I like a girl that will disagree with me, and not back down on some fundamental topic or view. I don't like this if they have nothing backing it up (to me alot of religious people are like this), but if they have reasoning- then they should not just be a pushover.

9) Geeky- Geeky girls are so cute. If you are better at video games than me (just got beat by a girl this morning), or try to convince me to use Linux instead of my beloved Mac OS X, or correct me on techincal things, wow that's a turnon.

10) Decent Musical tastes- Sounds odd, but so many people like really crappy music. They will just be like, 'eww 80's music' (probably too young for me), or not understand where something comes from. If all you like is rap, but don't understand where it came from, or if all you like is super pop crap, then that's not cool. A girl seriously turned me on recently, when I got in the car with her, I had radiohead and a few other things in the CD player, and she was very happy. I guess i'm a musician, so if all you like is Pink, i've got a problem with you.

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Asides from just the opposite of the above, my top 10 turnoffs.

1) Bitchy- You can be a smartass. I like girls having wit and using it (a lost art to many these days), but if you are just a bitch, then that's not cool. Girls that do this have been told that they are cute one too many times, and think that they are better than everyone else

2) Golddiggers- I'm a very generous person, but if all you are concerned about is my job, vs some other guy's, or what i'm getting you for your birthday, or what type of car I drive... goodbye!

3) Girls too young for me- It makes me feel like a bad person in so many ways if a girl that's 16 is hitting on me, since i'm 21. I hate to be a dick and say no, because there's a good chance that you are attractive, but at the same time... No. 18+ only for me from now on. High school relationships are just not for me.

4) Girls that lie- Too many girls seem to lie constantly. What's the point?

5) Girls that are too easy- Ok, we all like quick hookups sometimes, but if a girl is basically just throwing herself at me... not good. At least let me have a challenge for a little while, and while I appreciate you being direct, it makes me feel like a slut if you are wanting sex within 4 hours of meeting me.

6) Girls with no interests- "I like to, umm, hang out? Umm... i watch TV?" Not good! Get a life, so that I can be interested in it!

7) Not shaving!- It's the worst thing in the world, to either find that a girl doesn't shave her legs, or if you get her pants off... find that she doesn't shave down there either. At least trim! Or i'm not going down on it! And no i'm not a hypocrit. I trim/shave a bit for you girls, i don't want you gagging on a hairball either!

8) Unreliable- Its not cool if you want to cancel plans all the time, or it's impossible to get time with you anyway.

9) Teases- Do I have to say anymore?

10) Uncultured- If all you understand is your little tiny redneck town, not cool. Have a greater view of the world, and i will be far more interested. If your definition of cheese is Kraft, and the only people you have seen are one race, or one religion, then you probably need to get out more!

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Mac OS X is better than Linux. I've tried both. The philosophy behind Linux is great, but the operating system isn't really that special itself, and it has incompatability problems in the microsoft dominated world (microsoft is evil).

I know that's kind of off topic, but it's so important that it had to be posted anyway. :D

I dislike poor grammar.

(Edited by quidam at 6:01 pm on July 25, 2004)

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fat people

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great answer fuck head

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Yeaaaah, I'm still here.

Turn off's

• Guys who smoke
  
• Guys who do any type of drugs
  
• Guys who use you for your body
  
• Guys who think they know everything
  
• guys who are abusive

(Edited by Superwoman at 4:27 pm on Sep. 12, 2004)

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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. --Robert Frost

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My turn offs:

1) Bad sense of humor- nothing is worse then when your with a guy who takes himself too seriously. I can't help but feel like he is judging me every second i am with those kind of people. It makes me self-conscious and uncomfortable.

2) Liars- Who likes a liar?! I like honest guys who I can trust.

3) Bragging- So you can do 100 push ups, you work out 6 days a week, and you have played football since you were 4...WHO CARES?! Thats not the sort of stuff i need to know during our first conversation.

4) Cockiness- This goes along with #3. I hate it when a guy has the attitude that he can go out and capture the heart of any and every girl he comes across.

5) Girly guys- If you spend more time in front of the mirror in the morning then I do, then most likely your not my type.

6) Catcallers- There is a huge different from Mr. Suave who can strike up intriguing conversation and the type of guys who harrass you by yelling outloud in public to you or beg you for your number.

7) Skinny guys- I just don't like really skinny guys. I guess you could say I am picky, but tall, lanky, skinny guys guys are not my type.

8) Work-a-holics- Believe it or not, i have been with a guy, and although he was only 18, I saw some early signs of being a work-a-holic. And i couldn't help but wonder exactly where his priorities really were.

9) Gossip/ Judgemental- I can NOT stand it when I am out with a guy and he has mean remarks to make about almost everyone in the room ("Ew, that lady is too fat, she shouldn't be eating that!" "That guy's beard is nasty" etc.) I hear enough of that with my girlfriends...I don't want to hear it from my boyfriend. Not to mention, it makes me feel insecure because I begin to wonder if he is judging me about stupid stuff.

10) Fake- Can't really explain it, but its easy to tell when someone is putting on an act. The whole romance with flowers can be nice, but if its and act and your not sincere then just don't do it.

Turn ons:

1) Confidence- This is a must! I find it extremely attractive when a guy is sure enough in himself to not be shy, innitiate conversation, and is also confident enough to not feel like he has to brag or be cocky.

2) Toned bods- Oh yeah....this is very very nice. Not that it is a must, it is most definitely a turn on

3) Know the right time- I love it when a guy knows exactly when the mood is right to make a move.

4) Compliments- I'll admit it, I love hearing about how great he thinks I am. So, if you got something nice to say, say it!

5) Wants me- Its great to know that he wants you. It makes me feel desirable.

6) Independent- If your mom stills does your laundry, learn how to do it yourself.

7) Has it going on upstairs- A dumb guy is a complete turn off. I need to be able to have real conversations. Also, he needs to have his own opinions and feel strongly about some issues. I don't want him to agree with me on everything.

8) Good "skills"- This makes a guy seem more mature and experienced, not to mention it feels good.

9) Put in an effort- I hate it when a guy is lazy and won't put forth an effort for anything (his relationships, his work, his school, etc.)

10) Can have a good time- When a guy doesn't take himself too seriously and can sit down with me and be completely relaxed and slighty goofy, then I don't feel like i have to retain myself and act a certian way. I can lighten up and be myself.

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I agree with this list so much it isn't even funny (well, actually it kind of is :D) but instead of work-a-holics I would say total school nerds... like the kind that is always studying or doing extra credit optional assignments when he's already got a high grade... I don't like people like that... I mean, yeah, you have to be smart but I would find it difficult and aggravating to date a genius... specially since half the time I can't talk or type and I would constantly be getting corrected... grr!  

:D I'm a nerd... How many of you DIDN'T know that?

~Matti

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